Cousins. 

When Amanda was born, she had one.  He was this little three year old boy named Seth.  They were the best of friends, once he got over not being the baby any more.  ;)  He is now 27 and Amanda is 24.  Actually he turns 28 in December and Amanda 25 in January.  :) 

Anyway....Seth is getting married!  It's funny to me that someone, whose diaper Ken and I changed, is getting married!  His bride to be told me tonight that my "kids" are not invited.  Surely she didn't mean Amanda, his very first cousin.  Why yes, yes, Amanda isn't invited either. 

I'm so annoyed.  Amanda is hurt. 

Not sure what we are doing at this point, but we have a couple ideas.  We shall see.